Friday, February 15, 2008

Obviously, Europe didn´t get the memo!


Speedos should never be worn unless you are competing in an Olympic swimming/diving event. PERIOD, EXCLAMATION POINT. Even IF you are young and good looking, NOBODY looks good in a speedo. And if there is the slightest doubt in your head if you are young and good looking, you´re NOT. I think there should be a UN resolution banning speedos. They are an eyesore, it messes up a perfectly good beach view.
To be fair, women also really need to think twice and a third time before wearing bikinis. Again, if there is any doubt, DON´T.
Lastly, if your breasts are real, you probably should not go topless, unless you are 18. After age 18, they really aren´t where they are supposed to be and not attractive without support. But I guess guys don´t care where they are and are just happy to see them. Trust me, the other women on the beach see you and are talking about you.

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